Packaging Set To Solve The Climate Crisis

Story by Fat Bastard Times roaming reporter Ian Paddington Nightly

In a stunning display of resourcefulness, Pie Club members are reporting multiple uses for their packaging long after the pies are gone.

An official information act request revealed the following statement from Fat Bastard Pies. "We're always looking for ways to reduce waste and it seems Pie Club members truly make the most of our products. We're excited to see our packaging have a second life after the meal is done."

A Wellington Pie Club member, wishing to remain anonymous, uses the wool insulation as an eco-friendly alternative to traditional weed matting. “The insulation also acts as a natural moisture barrier, helping retain water and nutrients in the soil,” The green-fingered Fat Bastard contributed.

Bruce, a West Coast Pie Club member, reports the ice packs double as a handy burn remedy, which he discovered after a scolding encounter with an oil heater down a dark hallway. Pie club members are encouraged to keep a few spares in the freezer, ready to reduce inflammation and prevent scarring for any future hallway adventures.

And finally, as pictured, the cardboard box itself has been used as a home for furry friends by Christchurch Pie Club Members, Aaron & Sonya. Cats are known for their love of cardboard boxes, and these compact models provide a sense of security and comfort. The faint smell of Fat Bastards Big Nude Seafood Pie offers further encouragement for inquisition.

Fat Bastard Pies has expressed gratitude to its customers for discovering these alternative uses and encourages other inventive Fat Bastards to send their ideas for Pie Club packaging to hello@fatbastardpies.nz